Biblical exegesis – Ken Blackwell style

From Townhall via Eric Kleefeld

Chairman Steele, as the leader of America’s Pro-Life conservative party, needs to re-read the Bible, the U.S. Constitution, and the 2008 GOP Platform. He then needs to get to work — or get out of the way.

Yes.  Bible re-reading is even bigger than ebonics these days.  I’ve been going over Leviticus recently:

And the Lord spake unto Ken, saying,

2 Speak unto the colored people of Ohio, and say unto them, concerning the date of the votes, which ye shall proclaim to be holy as anything, that the Lord might make terrible tempests and mention parking tickets while you’re at it

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